Aspirational Soccer Mom Club Hat T-shirt • Blank product sourced from

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

No toxic dyes or formaldehyde used

Regardless of which camp you fall in—we don’t judge

Be like the noble ostrich— if you can’t see them

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Aspirational Soccer Mom Club Hat T-shirt • Blank product sourced fromG Wagons, charcuterie boards, organic juice boxes, wine, and a willingness to pretend like your kid is actually good at sports, while getting positively embarrassed on the soccer field. Welcome to the modern utopia. Price of entry for most is high. Sacrifices are made: dairy in lattes, gluten, possibly your forehead mobility. You though, the aspirational sort, can achieve this same status while keeping your complete range of facial expressions intact.