Attempted Murder Dad hat bees Complete with an adjustable strap

Complete with an adjustable strap

and a little suggestive—just how we like our birds

this crewneck delivers that broken-in comfort from the very first wear

Grab yours now and let the woodpeckers do the talking

This piece walks the line between classic and just inappropriate enough to get a reaction

Attempted Murder Dad hat bees Complete with an adjustable strapThis embroidered dad hat features your dangerously funny wordplay stitched front and center, making it the perfect conversation starter for bird lovers with a dark sense of humor. Whether you're running errands, filming chaotic TikToks, or plotting absolutely nothing suspicious, this cap delivers effortless cool with a side of menace.