I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm, and Inappropriate Thoughts T-shirt Flat Bill Snapback I’m decomposing—but in a cute

I’m decomposing—but in a cute way

and in-your-face fabulous

Whether you're walking your dog through Southie

and cursed with lonely intentions

or any day you want to remind the world that “alpha” doesn’t mean “angry

I Run on Caffeine, Sarcasm, and Inappropriate Thoughts T-shirt Flat Bill Snapback I’m decomposing—but in a cuteFor the multitasker who juggles a coffee addiction, a sharp tongue, and a mischievous mind. This shirt proudly showcases your life's true fuel sources, making it an ideal choice for those who embrace their quirks unapologetically. Unisex sizing. Tailored fit. Crew neck. 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton. Side seamed. Classic fit. Shoulder taping. Runs True To Size. Pre shrunk & Soft AF. Printed, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA.